A free-for-all of unregulated opinions, reviews on TripAdvisor, Google, and Facebook can be a source of great information⦠or whatever it is that these people wrote.
Every week Iβll be helping you steer clear of the worst things to do in your favorite destinations, thanks to the incredible insight gleaned from travelers before you. You can trust the information here, itβs from the internet.
*Some places are mentioned more than once because of how awful they are.
(You can find the full list of worst places by following this link).
Welcome to the worst things to do in Miami.
#10. Zoo Miami
Rot in hell, zoo patrons! 1 star.
#9. Miami Marlins Park
Big fan of the Marlins showing support for his team. 1 star.
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#8. Gesu Catholic Church
Yoga: work of the devil. 2 stars.
(This isn’t the first negative review of a church, either)
#7. Miami Children’s Museum
At least they have great French toilets? 2 stars.
#6. Bayside Marketplace
REALLY want to know how they smelled the crack. 1 star.
#5. Little Havana
NO idea what other country Little Havana could possibly feel like. None. 1 star.
(Want to really know what the best things to do in Miami are? Ask the locals.)
#4. Monkey Jungle Miami
Imagine being confused that a place with the word “jungle” in it’s name would be… a jungle. 1 star.
#3. Vizcaya Museum and Garden
There are *gasp* lizards in South Florida! At a garden no less. 1 star.
#2. Little Havana
Little Havana: Feels like real Havana. (Isn’t that the point?) 1 star.
And the WORST thing to do in Miami is… Wynwood Walls
It’s just a bunch of painted walls. 2 stars.
The internet is a wild place.
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These are so good, keep them up!!
At first I was concerned we were on the list; then I read it. Hilarious! I remember the lizard comment when it was made . The Little Havana ones and the Wynwood Walls – GOLD!