Top 10 Worst Things to Do in Puerto Rico

A free-for-all of unregulated opinions, reviews on TripAdvisor can be a source of great information… or whatever it is that these people wrote.

Every week I’ll be helping you steer clear of the worst things to do in your favorite destinations, thanks to the incredible insight gleaned from travelers before you. You can trust the information here, it’s from the internet.

*Some places are mentioned more than once because of how awful they are.

(You can find the full list of worst places by following this link).

Welcome to the Top Ten Worst Things to Do in… Puerto Rico

#10. Night Kayak

As a former employee of Night Kayak, I can tell you this cannot be further from the truth. 2 stars.

#9. Save a Gato Cat Sanctuary

The audacity of there being CATS at the cat sanctuary. 1 star.

#8. El Yunque National Forest

Contrary to popular belief (and the fact it’s the ONLY tropical rainforest in the US Forest Service), this is not Puerto Rico’s treasure. 1 star.

Things to do in Puerto Rico? More like things to do in LIFE.

#7. Old San Juan

This is the first time in history that ANYONE has said a place is better WITH cruise shippers. Incredible. 1 star.

One of the best things to do in Puerto Rico, or the whole Caribbean.

#6. Bacardi Distillery Tour

What’s up, you cool babies. 1 star.

Often considered one of the best things to do in Puerto Rico, Bacardi is world renowned for getting people drunk quickly and dancing poorly.

(Want more Bacardi? Check out the bonus Worst Things to do in Puerto Rico)

#5. Cathedral Basilica Menor de San Juan Bautista

If you’ve followed this series, you know I love when people take time out of their day to give a negative internet review of a place of worship. 2 stars.

(This isn’t the only cathedral some people hate)

#4. Juan Ponce de Leon Statue

This guy goes to see a statue and then takes time out of his day to tell everyone he saw… a statue. I do not understand how people spend their free time. 3 stars.

Sightseeing is a great way to accomplish a lot of the things to do in Puerto Rico, just don't devote a day to one statue... because it's a statue.

#3. Condado Beach

Strict 3 rooster limit. 1 star.

#2. Plaza Las Americas

Maybe he’s taking a crap in the middle of the mall because the toilets are so small and the toilet paper is too rough? Just a thought. 1 star.

And the #1. WORST thing to do in Puerto Rico is… Arecibo Observatory

Not being allowed to use a 10-million dollar telescope. 1 star.

Who on earth thinks using the telescope is one of the things to do in Puerto Rico? This person, apparently.

The internet is a wild place.

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